The Jury is in … for oddly specific reasons

I got a summons for Jury duty. Cool.

The list of occupations that are excluded from taking part include some obvious ones, cop, doctor, warden, MP etc.

Also you can’t do it if you have been convicted of any criminal offence.

APART from these ones: (Full disclosure here, I have never been so excited by any list ever)

* Engaging in a Prize fight

* Being nude in a public place

* Trespassing at night

* Pretending to practice witchcraft

* Making repeated telephone calls

* Obtaining transport fraudulently

* Failing to keep watch while towing a person on waterskis

There will always be a second chance in our society for naked prizefighters on private land with fake spells who jack taxis and work as Chase Producers … even if they are just THE WORST at boat driving.