I have made an effort not to blog mortifying things about my kids…so far.
To celebrate going back to school after Labour Day here are six things I have found myself yelling at my kids over the years (usually over a shoulder while sweating with triple knotted shoelaces and trying to find pizza money or a retro cheque book1 for the last place on earth that demands one.) Out of context it is immediately obvious the kids are going to be serial killers and I should be sectioned myself.
- Sage advice whilst on a farm
2. Remember we are trying to build self-esteem
3. Ummm, yeah, I’ll just get all the ‘sister ones’ out of the way
4. Basic truths for life part one
5. And part two
6. You try and foster creativity with glitter and glue … but then.
7. But the tell-tale heart goes both ways
Cheques are horrible circling money vultures that wait for the time when you have no money in your account and then they swoop down out of the blue to inflict the maximum amount of damage bouncing all over the place and costing everyone in a five-mile radius 40 dollars in bank charges.
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